How do you address the Commander in Chief of the most aggressively armed nation on the planet when you find him or her drunk, naked, lying in a pool of seminal fluid, surrounded by a dwarf, a chimpanzee, and the remains of several melons.

Mr. President, or Madam President, but never Mrs. President.

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