Catfish Jokes

Catfish Jokes

What's the difference between a catfish and a Al Sharpton?

One's a bottom dwelling, scum sucker

The other...

What's the difference between a catfish and a Russian prostitute?

One has whiskers and smells like fish. And the ...

A deaf and dumb lady walks into a fish market

After waiting in line, she gets to the counter ...

The South Declares War

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office w...

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a catfish?

One's a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other's...

A lawyer and a catfish

What is the difference between a lawyer and a c...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the oth...

The blind Walmart clerk

My teacher was telling us about this joke today...

THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the...

The Fishing Trip

On Friday afternoon, a man calls home to his wi...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the oth...

The Blind Clerk

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and ree...

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to...

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to...