Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

$100,000


A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, s...

How many cats does it takes to screw in a...


How many cats does it takes to screw in a ligh...

TONS of Groaners. . .


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Potatoes


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decided to...

Animal Noises


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

The joke


One day at a softball camp Deserray W. told me...

Cats


What do you get when you put the cat in the bl...

Animal Noises


A group of young children were siting in a cir...

Silly French Humor


Two cats have a swimming race aross the Englis...

Christmas Cookie Dou


Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, J...

Easy Ways to Say No


I'd love to, but...


1 I have to floss my cat...

You Know You're


A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.A...

Cat technical support problems


This is an actual account by a worker at a tec...

Blondes and Banks


a blonde a brunete and a redhead rob a bank, t...

Signs you've almost had enough to drink


- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.- ...

Potatoe Sack


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the...

Kids truths :)


~ ~ Great Truths About Life That Little Childr...

Treating mom


A couple was going out for the evening. They h...

Kitty litter


If you throw a cat out of a car window is that...

Cat Trick


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Cat in Heaven


One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes ...

10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!


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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Best Jokes


How do you make a cat sound like a dog?


You ...

The bartender says to Mulligan,


The bartender says to Mulligan, "No more gin f...