Bill-clinton Jokes

Bill-clinton Jokes

Their other names for Bill and Al


Q: Who is the most dangerous woman in the worl...

Monica Lewinsky in White House


Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to wor...

Chewing Dickorette gum.


Q: What is Monica doing now that she can't see...

No more Bush


Former U.S. President George Bush said he woul...

Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?


Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have i...

Land of Oz


Former Vice President Dan Quayle, Speaker of t...

What did Clinton tell his lawyer after Monica...


What did Clinton tell his lawyer after Monica ...

President Clinton's Motto


President Clinton's Motto:
Eaten' isn�t cheat...

Surrender Dorothy


Listening to the Democrat’s response after Pre...

America called the land of opportunity


Why is America called the land of opportunity?...

Saxophone?


Remember when Clinton used to play the saxopho...

Difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?


Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monic...

They both got their careers by promising to screw


Q: What do Bill Clinton and Heidi Fleiss have ...

Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies


Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch ...

Three miles


The White House and the Capitol building were ...

Bill and Ross Perot


What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?
T...

Hillary do after she shaves her pu**y.


Q: What does Hillary do after she shaves her p...

Magazine that Clinton hate?


What magazine does Clinton hate?
WIRED.

Monica and FBI


What did Monica say when the FBI ask for the D...

Clinton commits perjury.


Q: If called to testify in a trial how long wi...

The head of NASA


The head of NASA runs into Bill Clinton's offi...

Three most dangerous women in Washington


Who are the three most dangerous women in Wash...

Bill Clinton file a defamation.


Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of...

Bill Clinton burned 260 million people.


Q: What's the difference between the Waco ATF ...

A water gate.


Q: What does Clinton need to stop the white wa...