The head of NASA runs into Bill Clinton's office with exciting news."Mr.
President...Mr. President...We have found intelligent life on Mars".
The President obviously enjoys the news and says,� Intelligent yaw say. Well,
I reckon I want to go up there and have a look see. a reckon their women are
smart enough to have a dress cleaned?"
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