Bill-clinton Jokes

Bill-clinton Jokes

What's Bill's fondest wish now?


Q: What's Bill's fondest wish now?
A: That so...

Broken Campaign Promises


President Clinton has publicly admitted that h...

Lightbulbs


How many Republicans does it take to change a ...

Because a model is a small imitation of the real t


Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a mod...

Maybe one in ten


Q: How many people work in civil service under...

Empty Beer Cans


When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill ...

The living proof of reincarnation


Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of rei...

Vice-president of the United States.


Q: What's the best job a dumb blonde ever had?...

Clinton at baseball


President Clinton and his wife are at the firs...

Half a brain and Gore on their backs.


Q: What do Bill Clinton and Kurt Cobain have i...

Problem with political jokes.


Q: You know what the problem with political jo...

Clinton is declaring a new National Bird


Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new Nation...

Clintanic


Many of people have ridden the titanic, same w...

Out to dinner


Why didn't Bill take Monica out to dinner?


T...

Capacity


What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's...

Two worst things about Bill Clinton


Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Cl...

Barber shop visit


George W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended ...

Did you hear that Hillary Clinton changed...


Did you hear that Hillary Clinton changed her ...

Feeling schizophrenic


"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open you...

Guy who attacked the White house


Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked ...

Why does Hillary have more body guards than Bill?


Q: Why does Hillary have more body guards than...

Excerpt from Kenneth Starr's cross examination...


Excerpt from Kenneth Starr's cross examination...

Bush passed


President Bush passed his physical... no word ...

Presidential limo have tilt steering


Why does the presidential limo have tilt steer...

What ain't fruit and nuts is flakes.


Q: How is the Clinton cabinet like a bowl of G...