Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Baseball Jokes
When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Walking through San Francisco 's Chinatown ,
a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the ar...
They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium.
They lost the opener.
A joke from my baseball coach...
Two 90-year old guys, Leo and Frank, had been ...
On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex.
I have a short arm.
So this doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer...
**Feminist:** Why isn’t the doctor a woman? Doe...
What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
The world may never know...
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the sun shin...
Youtube Joke
Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you...
The Pope's Alaska Visit
The Pope went on vacation to visit Alaska. He w...
baseball
i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigge...
A man brings his talking dog into the bar...
The bartender quickly tells him that no dogs ar...
Baseball in Heaven
Two old men had been best friends for years, an...
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash with a baseball bat and the...
The Zika virus is spreading across the Americas. In other news...
sales of Extra Small Baseball caps are on the r...
A conversation between a professional baseball player & an interviewer
For the record, this is a real story that happe...
Why are Jews so bad at baseball?
They always get out on the third reich
The Amazing Talking Dog
A man gets a knock on his door, and when he ope...
My high school has its cheerleaders practice on the baseball field, which has led to an unusually high rate of concussions for our cheerleaders
It has also led to an unusually high rate of co...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs inst...
Hi Mrs. Smith ... can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy ... you know Johnny is a quadraplegic !
Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for ...
Man crushed by giant baseball.
Witnesses say object came right out of left field.
Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him...
he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would