Ape Jokes
A former Cincinnati zoo employee is at a job interview...
The interviewer is looking over the applicant's...
Cry, the beloved country,
for the unborn ape that is the inheritor of our...
I once met an ape who could use both hands...
He was Harambedextrous.
I heard that the fishing place down the road started going ape with their inventory
They got fresh Harambait now
Yeah that's a gibbon.
In the zoo a visitor says to another while look...
What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?
A chimp-pansy.
This is my go to primatology jo...
What do you get if you cross a fish with an ape?
A drowning ape or a fish gasping for air. (My f...
What are a gorilla's favorite months?
Ape-ril and Bananuary
What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?
I'm walkin' here!
Chapter 3: The attack of the Man-Ape!
Two weeks have passed since that day at the doj...
A husband and his wife take a day trip to the local . . .
A husband and his wife take a day trip to the l...
“Help! Help me!”
When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires ...
What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?
A Gorilla
Apes are very intelligent...
After working very hard with a group of apes th...
Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich.
Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich.
She tak...
GRANBY ZOO ape escape
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Q...
It's a beautiful warm spring day...
and a man and his wife are at the
zoo. She's w...
my hot wife
It's a beautiful warm day and a man and his wif...
What did one ape say to the the other ape?
"What did one ape say to the other ape. "
What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person??
A really stupid ape
I have determined that the origin of monkeys on earth must be Neptune...
...because it is the ape planet in our solar sy...
Why couldn't the Great Ape tell a story?
Because he doesn't have a tail.
A man out of work...
...sees an opening at the zoo. The head zookeep...