A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment...
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Ape Jokes
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was h...
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King...
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie wi...
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of t...
How does a Gorilla become another animal?
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When ...
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great ...
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from...
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who ...
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Par...
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pr...
What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
What happened when the Ape won the door prize? ...
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopu...
What is the Ape monster's name?
What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where...
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Na...
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-...
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorill...
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape...
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Euge...
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The b...
Why did the Ape jump off the building?
Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wante...
Why did the Gorilla fail English?
Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little...
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertiseme...