There were once three boys in a classroom called Zip, Dick
and Pee. Their teacher went out of the classroom so they
decided to get up to some mischeif. Zip got on top of the
cupboard, Dick got inside and Pee jumped around outside.
The teacher came back in and said, ''Zip down, Dick out and
Pee in the corner!''
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