The old man was giving an inspirational talk to his future son- in- law, who was a football player.
-If you score a goal in this match, I'll make immediate arrangements for you and my daughter to get married.
-Uh...Uh,I"mafraidyou'llhavetomakethose arrangements even if I can't score a goal.
-Why?
-Uh... Because... your daughter is already preparing to make a little football player.
The old man was utterly exhausted.
-My God! Then you are not beginning to play but you've already beaten me 1 to 0!
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