Your wife is locked out at the front door yelling at you and your dog is barking at the back door to be let in. Which do you let in first?

What happens when...

You get a crab wound. So you go the police but they clam't help you....

Funny Sayings...

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a...

What would you...

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!

Sir, your frog is...

move it imediately or it will be toad.

Two illiterate...

are out one day. After fishing for awhile Marco says to Luigi hey Luigi, this...

What do you call...

Stegosoreass.

What did the...

Do you like it ruff?

1-Legged Dog

Q: What do you call a one legged dog? A: It dont matter he wont come anyway.

Snail talk

Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back? A....

Ever hear of...

He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.