Two illiterate Italian fishermen

are out one day. After fishing for awhile Marco says to Luigi hey Luigi, this is a really good spot. Maybe tomorrow we come back here catch alotta fish. But don't tell nobody where! We betta marka the spot! So Luigi says I'm a gonna marka the spot. later on the way home, Marco says dida you marka the spot like I tolla you?
Luigi says Yes, I put a X inna the bottom ofa the boat!

Marco says Estupidda! What iffa we donna getta the same boatta tomorrow?

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