A man and his two friends are drinking at a bar and after a round or 2 in an already drunk older gentleman walks straight up to the trio looks the first man dead in the eye and says "I fucked your mum"
The other two men brace for a very one sided fist fight but are surprised to see the other man wave it off. So the drunk man staggers off to the bar and the 3 continued as they were.
About 5 minutes later the drunk walks up to the table again and says "Your mother gives the best head in town." Now surely the man wouldn't take this afront as lightly especially a second time. But once again though more reluctantly the man shrugged it off. And the drunk staggered over to the jukebox.
After choosing an old song he yells across the bar "Hey I fucked your mom to this song!" This drove the man to stand up, red in the face, and yell "Damnit Dad go home!"
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