So an American businessman and a Jamaican travel guide both walk into a bathroom...

An American businessman and a Jamaican travel guide both walk into a bathroom. They step up to the urinals next to each other and undo their trousers. The Jamaican man happens to glance over to his side while going about his business and catches a glimpse of the American man's member. He notices a familiar tattoo on it that reads "WY". The Jamaican forces himself to say something, seeing as he too has a tattoo on his member that reads "WY".

"Say, why do you have that tattoo on your schlong?"

Before the American even realizes the Jamaican man had been looking at his knob, he blurts out, "I used to date a woman named Wendy. When I'm erect, the tattoo spells out her name, Wendy."

The Jamaican man nods slightly and goes about finishing his business. A few moments later, the American speaks up and asks, "How about yours? Did you date a woman named Wendy as well?"

The Jamaican man shakes his head...

"When I'm erect, my tattoo spells out 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE STAY"

The American man went silent.

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