President Clinton, Vice President Al Gore, and Hilary Clinton have all died
and are waiting to speak to God.
God asks the first person, "Who are you?" He replies, "I'm Bill Clinton, the
leader of the free world." God says, "Sit here, on my right side."
God then turns to the next person and asks who he is. Al Gore replies, "I am
the assistant leader of the free world." God says, "Sit here, on my left side."
Then God turns to the third person and asks who she is. Hilary replies, "I'm
Hilary Clinton, and you're sitting in my seat."
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