Bill and Hillary

Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's hometown. They
are low on fuel so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant
comes out and begins to pump gas into the First couple's gas tank. As he is
doing this, he looks into the passenger window. "Hey, Hillary. We used to date
in high school, do you remember me?", he asks. They chat for a few minutes, Bill
pays and the First couple leaves. As they drive off, Bill is feeling very proud
of himself and looks over at Hillary. "You used to date that guy? Just think
what it would be like if you had married him instead of me", he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I guess you'd be
pumping gas and he would be the President�.