Your friend is playing with firecrackers and removes all the cords to light them. Once realizing they are now effectively trash, he then does his best to string them back together. He then turns to you and says "Here! You should take these!"
Your friend is playing with firecrackers and removes all the cords to light them. Once realizing they are now effectively trash, he then does his best to string them back together. He then turns to you and says "Here! You should take these!"
"Refused refuse refused."
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