Cinderella Re-Mix

One day when Cinderella was doing her chores, a letter came in
the mail about a ball that was going to be that night. So she
thought, wow, I get to go to my first ball! Right before she was
about to go and get changed one of her step-sisters came and
grabbed the letter out of her hand. Her step-sister told her
she wasn't aloud to go, but she wanted to go so bad!!! That
night while the ball was going on, her fairy godmother came and
told her she will make her a different person so she could go to
the ball.


"That is not the problem fairy godmother," Cinderella said


"What is," asked the godmother


Cinderella then said, "I have my period, so I don't want to
bleed all over the place."


Her Godmother said, "Well that is an easy problem to solve, I
will give you a magic tampon, but when the clock strikes 12:00
it will turn into a pumkin, so you need to change it before
then."


"Ok ok," said Cinderella, "I will Thank You Godmother!"


So Cinderella went to the ball and was having so much fun! Well
12:00 rolled around, and she was still dancing and having a
great time! So the fairy godmother told herself, ok I will give
her until 1:00. 1:00 came around, and she still hadn't changed
it. So then the godmother said to herself, i will give her
until 1:30 no later.


1:30 came around and still she hadn't taken it out, but the
godmother said to herself "oh well, i have to change it into a
pumpkin!" When Cinderella came home at 3:00 in the morning, the
fairy godmother said to her, "so did it change to a pumpkin?"


Cinderella told her, " Yes, but I didn't care, I meant someone
named Peter Peter."