One morning a husband awoke and decided he wanted to go duck hunting.
He woke his wife and told her, "You have three choices: Either go duck hunting with me, let me fuck you in the ass, or give me a blow job. I have to run out get the dog, and load the truck. You'd better decide by the time I get back."
He returned after a while, and said to his wife, "Well, what have you decided to do?"
To which she replied, "Well, I sure don't want to go duck hunting, and I'm sure the hell not going to let you fuck me in the ass, so I guess I'll give you a blow job."
She begins to suck on his dick, and all the sudden stops and begins spitting and choking.
He said to her, "What's the problem?" And she replied, "My god, your dick tastes like shit!"
He replied, "Oh yeah, the dog didn't want to go duck hunting either."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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