Your an 8


Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet.


He yelled out,
'Miss Jones, I need to have a piss!'


Miss Jones replied,
'Now Johnny, that is not the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is urinate. Please use the word urinate in a sentence correctly and I will allow you to go.'


Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a 10.'

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