Little Johnny walks into a ice cream shop and asks the clerk what kind of flavors she's got.
She tells him they've got everything, chocolate, strawberry, sherbet, rocky road, anything he wants.
The boys takes a long pause and asks if she has any pussy flavored ice cream. She smirks and says "Yes! Why in fact we do!"
Having never tasted pussy, he orders an extra large cone with a huge grin.
She piles it up high, and tells the boy to enjoy with a wink. He then takes a BIG lick, starting from the bottom and going all the way to the tippy-top.
He spits it up and says "Gross! This tastes like shit!"
The clerk just shook her head and said "No... you just took took long of a lick"
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