Young married couple are making love and all of a sudden a bumble bee enters the bedroom...

As the young woman parts her legs the bee enters her vagina.
The woman starts screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina". The husband emmediately takes her to the local doctor and explains the situation.
The Doctor thinks for a moment and says "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young Sir will permit"
The husband is very concerned and agrees that the doctor can use whatever method he likes to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor says, "Ok, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick i shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina"
The husband nods and gives his approval.
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserts it into the young woman's vagina.
After a few gentle strokes, the doctor says "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhas I should go a bit deeper"
So the doctor goes deeper. After a while the doctor begins shafting the young woman very hard indeed. The young woman begins to quiver with excitement she begins to moan and groan alound.
The husband, at this point, suddenly becomes very annoyed and shouts "Now wit a minute, What the hell do you think you're doing?
The doctor, still concentrating, replies "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard"

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