So there's this new English teacher and she's 25 and looks amazing, nice figure, and curves in all the right places; and this morning she has a new exchange student but due to a mix up in the office she doesn't have a name to go with his face, so she decides to wait until after the bell and to have him introduce himself to the class, bell rings and she asks him to come to the front of the class and introduce himself, and he slowly walks up with his head down, so the teacher puts her arm around him to console him and she says there's no rush we can start with your first name, and he meekly whispers out "Dem" and she says did you hear that class? This is Dem, so what's the rest of your name Dem? And he says "Dem some nice titties!"
Turns out his name was Dave and he was from Philadelphia
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