A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. Just as the bartender pours the last one, the man starts slamming them all down, one after the other. The bartender says "Holy Shit, man. What could possess you to drink like that?" The man says, "You would do the same thing if you had what I have...give me 10 more!"
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, lines up 10 more shots. Just like before, the man immediately slams through all 10. The bartender, astonished, says to the man, "That's the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink...you need to be careful." The man replies, "It's OK...you would do the same thing is you had what I have."
No longer able to retain his curiosity the bartender asks, "OK, pal, what exactly do you have that would make you drink like this?"
The man replies, "About 75 cents."
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