John:if u need a fuck go to the shed and stick your dick through
the keyhole.
Abdol:all right whhen i've wanked too much i'll give it a try.
later that night he needed a fuck so he went to the shed. he
gave it all he had and did it every night wondering what made it
feel so good. one day he went to the shed to have a fuck when he
couldn't feel a thing. he went back to his room and had a wank.
the next day he went to the owner and said " what the fuck is
this the shed didn't give me a worth while fuck last night" the
owner said
" I KNOW THE PIGS ARSE IS WORN OUT !!!! "
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