He searches the newspaper, and sees an ad to ring the bell in a church tower for minimum wage. Elated, he heads on over to the church and asks someone at the church if he can have the job. The person responds, "but how will you ring the bell without any arms?" So the man walks the many stairs up to the top of the tower, takes ten big steps back from the bell, runs forward as fast as he can and smashes his head right into the side of the bell. *Clang,* goes the bell. Impressed, the church person gives him the job.
Every day for weeks from then on the man would walk all the way up the many stairs to the top of the tower, take ten big steps back from the bell, run forward as fast as he could and smash his head right into the side of the bell. And every day the bell goes *clang* in response.
Until one day, the man took one too many steps back, slips off the edge of the tower, and *splats* onto the ground, dead.
An obese woman screams.
One man yells "who was that man who fell from the tower?"
Another man responds "I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
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