So the lady goes into her bank and, since since she and her husband were almost out of blank cheques, decides to order some while she is there.
The teller is surprised, based on all the graphics, colours and choices they offered for cheques, when the woman insists that she just needed the plain, boring standard issue ones.
Flipping through the samples printed with mountains, desserts, and landmarks on them, the teller asks, "Are you *sure* you don't want anything on them?"
"No," replied the wife. "I write the cheques and my husband creates the scene later."
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