And he has decided that he's feeling a little randy, and there is a prostitute at the same bar that he wants to approach. So he asks his buddy for 20$, then goes and approaches the girl. He asks her how much to get laid, and she says "100$". He frowns, knowing that he doesn't have that much and inquires about a BJ, to which he's informed that it would be 50$. Exasperated at this point, he inquires if he can get a handjob for 20$. The prostitute thinks for a few minutes, then agrees, and they go outside into the parking lot.
45 minutes later, the prostitute returns to the bar with disheveled hair, her makeup is messed up, she's missing a shoe, and is still panting like she just had mind-blowingly good sex. Upon seeing her, the bartender inquires if she's OK, and then further into what happened since she just went out with the intention of giving a handjob.
She looks up at the bartender and says, "Well, we went out there and into the back of his car. I put one hand around his dick...and then the other hand around his dick... and then I lent him 80$."
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