A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Could you please help me to find a suitable partner?"
The marriage officer said, "Your requirements please."
"Well, let me see, needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation, and be silent when I want to rest."
The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand, you need a television!"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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