You're walking through Pier 1 Imports, and you're checking out some of their kitchen products. They've got these nice hand crafted wooden spoons, some beautiful stainless steel salad tongs. As you're leaning in to inspect a pair of reusable bamboo chop sticks, you accidentally knock over a kitchen utensil used in making scrambled eggs - it crashes to the ground and breaks in two.
You're staring at the broken tool, thinking about the consequences of your mistake. Your wallet suddenly feeling lighter, you admit to yourself, "Well, that's just a whisk I'm going to have to take..."
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