You and your two friends die in car crash...

At the gates of heaven. St. Peter explains that everyone will get a partner in heaven to fit your desires but the quality is depending on how good you behaved on earth.

The first friend steps up to the gate:
"-You have sinned moderately so you will get a moderate looking partner."

Next friend steps up:
"-You have sinned less than your friend here, so you'll get this good looking partner."

Finally it's your turn and a absolutely gorgeous babe is approaching you. Then St. Peter says:
"-In your case it's not about what you have done, but your partner here is the most god-awful sinner I know."

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