Yo mama is so nasty...
...she made speed stick slow down.
...she brings crabs to the beach.
...she made right guard turn left.
...the fishery payed her to leave.
...she has to creep up on bathwater.
...that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
...I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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