and go to heaven. Not just any busload, because this particular group was an "ugly person support group", on their way to Disneyland. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter looks at them all lined up and sighs, saying "since you all had such a rough life, due to being hideous, and you died so tragically, I'll grant each of you one wish". The first person in line wastes no time in saying "I want to be gorgeous!" and plans the details of her looks. The line suddenly becomes abuzz with excitement as each person wishes for the exact same thing, one after another, beauty after beauty to the delight of everyone. As the line thinned, and after the last 4 models were created, all that was left was a hideous, chuckling man. Saint Peter looked quizzically at the man as he laughed a bit harder, and asked "My son, what wish would you have me grant you?" And the man looked him dead in the eye and said "Make them all ugly again".
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