yo mammas so poor she went into a kentucky fried chicken to lick
other peoples fingers
yo mammas so skanky that when she went to texis they said "ho
down" and she ducked
yo mammas like a squrile , shes always got nuts in her mouth
yo mammas got more chins than a chinese phone book
yo mamas so stupid you can tell if shes been on the computer
cause theres white out all over the screen
yo mammas like a hardware store ten cents a screw
yo mamas got so many missing teeth it looks like her tounge is
in jail
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