He says while he walks into the room. His mother doesn't believe what she is hearing and walks out of the conversation, while his father is curious and asked:
"So how was it?"
The 15 year old son said that he never felt anything better, which made the father proud while he responded:
"I'll see wether I can't replace your old bicycle with a new one. But you'll have to wait a week so I get my salary first."
"Oh that's fine," the son replies, " the priest told me I won't be able to sit down for the next couple of days anyway."
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