...the wife turns to her husband and says, "Sweetheart, I've decided we need to have a 'signal' that we want to have sex. If you want to have sex, reach over and pinch my nipple once. If you don't want to have sex, pinch it twice."
The husband says, "Okay, and if you want to have sex, reach over, grab my penis and pull once. If you don't want to have sex, reach over, grab my penis and pull 237 times."
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