Disney has plans expanding on the characters who got little screen time, plus using more video game characters for its movie. For this, they need to talk to one of the biggest video game companies in the world. Disney walks up to Nintendo and proposes a deal.
"So, Nintendo, what will it take for us to use Mario and Luigi in our movie?"
Nintendo pauses, and purses it's lips, thinking for a moment.
"60 billion dollars?" asks Nintendo.
Disney straps on a poker face. "Surely we can come to a better agreement..."
"You can give us lifetime free passes to Disneyland and DisneyWorld, all food and drink expenses paid for." suggested Nintendo.
Disney looks unfazed. After standing there for a minute not saying anything, they take a deep breath, and exclaim "So, 60 billion USD! Cash or check?"
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