A modern woman is explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album: "This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother and here's your sperm donor and your father's clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo.""The lady with the very troubled look on her face is your aunt, a genealogist."
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