Working at the sperm bank, the receptionist was shocked to see a man enter with a mask on and gun. The man stormed up to the counter, pointed the gun at her and said "This is a hold up!"
Confused the lady said, "Sir this is a sperm bank not a..." but the masked man demanded that she shut up, he told to go in the back and bring out three samples or that he was going to shoot her. Rushing back to the front, the receptionist placed the samples on the counter, the robber demanded that she drink the first sample, then another, and the last one. Having drank all the samples and wiping her mouth, the robber removed his mask and said, "See hun, its wasn't that bad was it?
Edit: Spelling, because English majors have nothing else to do with their degree....
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