(NSFW) Jesus of Nazareth turn 18

So his dad Joseph takes him to a brothel for his birthday.
Upon arriving the madam presents all the lady's of easy virtue.

Time to become a man, says Joseph to Jesus. Pick a girl and follow her to her room. So Jesus picks a girl and follows her to her room.
Joseph, exited from all the pretty lady's, also decides to have a go at it. So he picks a girl and follows her to her room and gets busy.

Suddenly he hears chilling screams comming from Jesus' room. So he gets up and rushes over there. The door opens and the girl Jesus is with storms out, crying and screaming: "My career! All over!! It's all over!! Aaaaaahhhh!

Joseph, who is really startled, turns to Jesus and asks him what happened. So Jesus says: 'I walked into this room with that woman, she undressed herself, got on the bed and spread her legs. Thats when I noticed she had a big open wound between her legs. So I laid my hand on it an said: 'You are healed!'

Edit: grammar.

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