I didn't make it to the gym today, that makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the "john" and renamed it the "jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.
Dear paranoid people who check behind the shower curtains for a burglar. If you find one, what's your plan??
Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege!
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