...and said "Remember Leonardo DiCaprio," and then ran away.
Later when I was grocery shopping, the same man came over to me and said "Remember Leonardo DiCaprio," and then ran away.
Then at night, when I was at a bar, the man came, said "Remember Leonardo diCaprio," and ran away.
When I had gone to bed and was trying to fall asleep, he entered my room, said "Remember Leonardo DiCaprio," and ran away.
At that point I had gotten tired of him so I called the police. They asked if I could tell them anything about him. "I do not know his name," I told them, "but he reminds me of Leonardo DiCaprio."
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