One fine day as Superman was touring the world at high altitude, he spotted a naked Wonder Woman sunbathing in the nude on a secluded stretch of beach. He thought to himself, "If I were to fly down there at super speed, I could get some of that and be gone before she even knew what was happening." So he flew down, had his way with her in about a tenth of a second, and was gone. Wonder Woman sat up and said, "What the hell was that?" The invisible man said, "I don't know, but it sure tore up my asshole."
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