Woman calls her husband:

Her: "Honey, I've got good news and bad news."

Him: "Well, you know how it should go. Start off with the bad one."

Her: "I took your car to work today. And while filling up the tank at the gas station a man got in it and drove off."

Him: "What the shit!? How in the... But the keys... Are you ok? What are the good news?"

Her: "I'm fine, the good news is I wrote down the license plate."

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