The three men awoke in front of a fountain with the great Gates of Heaven in the far distance. Standing in front of the fountain was an angel, wearing a seemingly dissatisfied smile.
"You three men have been so devout for your entire lives that you have never succumbed to sin."
The men felt as though this was a compliment and smiled, until the angel corrected them.
"The Lord will not allow you to drink from the Holy Water and enter his holy palace until you have lived the full human experience."
One man, seemingly confused, stepped forward. "Where shall we go? We have never sinned: we can not be condemned to Hell," he said.
"You are right," began the angel, and under the circumstance the Lord has agreed to allow you to redeem yourselves. His generosity has determined that I shall send each of you back to Earth for no more than one hour. In this time, you must each sin once, and then you may drink from the Holy Water, be forgiven, and pass through the Great Gates."
The men seemed to understand their task at hand. The angel sent the three back to Earth.
An hour passed and the three men returned to the angel. The first approached, looking miserable and filled with guilt.
"My Lord," he began, " I have broken one of your few commandments. I have stolen from a women who had done no harm to me."
The angel forgave the first man and allowed him to drink from the holy water.
The second man looked even more miserable than the last.
"My Lord," he cried, " I have destroyed the life of an entire family that I have never even met. I lit their entire home on fire and watched as their possessions were engulfed by the flames! Please, forgive me Lord!"
The angel forgave the second man as well, and allowed him to drink the holy water.
The third man, by this point, was grimmacing. He seemed hysterical, and no longer able to control his laughter.
"Have you committed sin?" asked the angel.
"Ya," laughed the third man, " I just pissed in that holy water!"
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