" I don't know " went to the police station with his friend "Mind" to pay a fine for passing the speed limit. " I don't know " told "Mind" to wait in the car.
After a minute or two, " I don't know " goes in the police station to the reception. Explains his reason for coming and finally the police man asks a simple question.
* Police Man: " What is your name sir? "
* IDK: " My name is I don't know "
* Police Man: " Sir, please tell me your name"
* IDK: " I just told you....i don't know "
* Police Man: " You start to get on my nerves...tell me or i will put you in jail for making jokes"
* IDK: " I am not joking! My name is I Don't Know! "
* Police Man: " Sir,do you have your Mind?! Where is your Mind?!"
* IDK: " Oh, yes he is in the car waiting for me. Do you want to tell him to come here? "
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