Froofie was a nice widdle mousey, wif cute widdle ears and adowable widdle tail! One day, his mother asked Froofie tu "Fetch a batch of fwesh berries fwom da fowwest, and tu not talk tu scawwy stwangers!" Froofie was a good wittle boy, and started walking tu da bwight fowwest, when a spooky snakie started slithering towards wittle Froofie. "Hewwo snakie! My mommy said not tu talk tu stwangers, and tu fetch the fweshest berries!" The snakie waughed and repwied "But wittle mousie, I awweady ate awll da berries in the fowwest! You'll haf tu fetch dem in my tummie!" Wittle Froofie SQUEAKED and skuttled awll da way back tu his wittle housey, hugging his sweet mommy's leg~ "Didja fetch da yummiest, fweshest batch of berries fwom da fowwest?" Wittle Froofie shivered and squeaked "Nu wai myan, fuck dat shyit!"
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