The blonde asks one of the bartenders for Sex on the Beach. He took her into his car and straight towards the beach, most likely to have some pretty fucking awesome sex.
Donald Trump asks another of the bartenders for the most expensive drink that they had. The bartender reached under the table, and pulled out a golden bottle of wine, and poured it into the finest glass they have, with a side of cheese. The bartender, as a Trump supporter, jokingly says "I'm sure you'll make America grate again!" Trump abruptly leaves the bar, disgusted by his terrible pun. The Jew followed Trump, willing to represent him in court.
The bartender, absolutely distraught by what happened, slammed his head against the table. The landscaper, seeing the bartender upset, decides to ask him a question.
"Hey, knock knock!" The bartender sighs, and lazily says "who's there?"
"Boo!" The landscaper says. The bartender immediately smiles.
"Hey boo! I'm the bartender!" He says.
"Well fuck you too! I didn't take off of work from taking care of people's gardens and shit to listen to retarded dad jokes!" He abruptly left the bar.
With the graffiti artist left, the bartender notices the big frown on his face and greets him.
"Hey buddy. It's been a rough day for me. What's wrong with you?"
The graffiti artist looks up, and brings him outside to a streetlight just outside the bar.
"It's just that I don't know what the fuck to tag this post."
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