So Winnie-the-Pooh got some cocaine from his dealer and is walking home across the Hundred Acre Wood, holding the powder in his cupped paws. He encounters Eeyore and decides, being his friend, to share some.
— Hey, Eeyore, you want blow?
Eeyore lowers his head to Winnie's paws and blows at them. Winnie-the-Pooh looks at his nearly empty paws and says, "Well, Eeyore, you really are an ass!"
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